lmfao such a win
oh my god. LOOOOOOOOOOOOL i’m about to try that and see if it works 8D
(via jessianne)
Guys are so shallow nowadays.
It’s pathetic and dissapointing.
Because all the fuck that matters is how that person looks.
Oh well, it’s their problem.
I know not all guys just look at a girls body, face, exterior, but digs deeper. To what actually matters.
I hear “appearance attracts me first”
Well you’re missing out on a lot. There’s a shitload of amazing people that may not look like the model you expect them to be, but are so damn amazing it’s uncontainable.
(Source: whoiskatrina)
What did the left pussy lip say to the other?
We used to be tight until we let some dick come between us.
^^^^
(Source: troioikelley, via hiyaitsmaemae)
“When The Fairy Tale Ends, Real Life Begins”
This is one of the most amazing thing’s Ive seen on Tumblr.
(Source: thescentofthewild, via kweesto)

I’m jealous of those relationships where the parents are all for teenage love. Growing up in a traditional Asian family has shown me the drastic differences between forbidden love and all-for-it love. You see, I wish just for once I could fall in love with someone without sneaking around my parents. I wish I didn’t have to lie just to spend time with someone I really care about. For once, I wish that my parents could see how valuable teenage love could be without being such realists. True, odds are, teenage love doesn’t last, but I’m not interested in finding “the one” as much as I am in finding people I can learn from and grow with. Some parents don’t see the potential of growth one finds in such a blind relationship.
And then there are those parents that are like Regina George’s “cool mom” who pop their heads into your room while you’re making out with your significant other asking if you’d like a condom. Just kidding. But honestly, I have friends that pay for the hotel rooms after Prom because they trust their children won’t do anything stupid.
I don’t even want that. I just want parents who invite my girlfriend over for dinner. I want them to include her into the family, and make jokes with her, and I want them to show her my baby pictures, and let me see her every weekend, and act as if she’s one of their own. Honestly, I just want a relationship where I don’t have to worry about planning what time I’ll sneak out. Why can’t love be as simple as first grade math?
(via nenathai)
using tumblr on my mac is wayyyyyyy funner haha
gotta love tumblr im using my new mac book tumblr sent me and its way better then my old laptop
if u want one too they might still be doing them at http://bit.ly/nIiIm9
look how pretty it is!!

using tumblr on my mac is wayyyyyyy funner haha
gotta love tumblr im using my new mac book tumblr sent me and its way better then my old laptop
if u want one too they might still be doing them at http://bit.ly/nIiIm9
look how pretty it is!!












